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Hello, SeriouslyReader. How are you? Good. You’re probably wondering why The Guys are all here in your office. We wanted to start by saying that we love you, but we’re concerned. According to Dr....
View ArticleHow To: Beat addiction
So, if you followed last week’s How To, you got your band back together. How’s it going? Oh, you say your big reunion tour’s over already? That’s OK, because every band goes through a couple of false...
View ArticleThe scourge known as Sudoku
Let’s face it. The problem is everywhere you look. It’s on street corners, it’s on coffee tables, it’s even on the subways of our fair nation. It has the potential to ruin lives. The problem we are...
View ArticleRapper Big Boi addicted to shoes, accessories
Outkast rapper, Big Boi, is addicted to fashion — in the form of sneakers — and he’s not afraid who knows it! The grown man owns over 400 pairs. He must have some huge walk-in closets! Mr. Boi and...
View ArticleTake pleasure in their pain
It’s no surprise that cigarettes are harder to quit than heroin. We’ve heard the stats and arguments about this before multiple times by now. But are other guilty pleasures just as addictive-like, say,...
View ArticleIt’s a breakout!
A group of adolescents interred at an internet addiction boot camp rose up against their oppressors last week, restraining their supervisor and fleeing the facility to taste sweet, sweet freedom. At...
View ArticleBees getting buzzed
Nothing goes better with an afternoon of huffing DDT out in the fields than a cold beer. Good news in the War on Animals: for the first time ever in history, a “give drugs away for free to get everyone...
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